The Hairy Eyeball

Douglas Adams suggested that the proof of the decline of mankind was the fact that Toothpicks have instructions written on the box. I'm sure that there is some sort of National Science Foundation grant I could scam using that as a jumping off point, but somehow, this thing seems to proove his point even better - plus it glows, there's got to be an NSF grant to be found where glowing things are in play.

go and tell me all about it